FINALLY... finish writing my CV & cover-letter.. it's horrible.. finding myself praising mysf all e time.. so weird.. haha.. but tt's e pt isn't it.. To sell yourself.. sounds wrong.. haha..
Anyway, feel much better after a VIGOROUS regime of slacking & slacking & slacking.. Dad subscribed to mioHOME.. found mysf SUDDENLY with quite a variety of movies to watch. But still haven hv e mood to watch yet. Right now, trying VERI hard to grab any jobs out there. Cos my mum is using her tactics too. giving me onli $10 a week to survive.. AHHHHH.. with all e sales out there. HOW TO SURVIVE ON $10?!! still hv to buy a christmas gift 4 my sis.. simply NO idea at all.. muz put on my thinking (guessing) cap again. We r quite (SO) different lah..
Anyway, got so bored during this time tt i went to read some jokes.. yes.. so desperate for something to do.. these are some of the funny ones (tt may b relevant):
Man: I could go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: Yes, but would you stay there?
Man: I offer you myself.
Woman: I am sorry I never accept cheap gifts.
Man: I want to share everything with you.
Woman: Let's start from your bank account.
(1 way to test how much a man loves you. Practical as well. if u dun get the man, at least u got the money.. haha)
Son: Dad, what is an idiot?
Son: Dad, what is an idiot?
Dad: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can't understand him. Do you understand me?
Son: No
(doesn't this sound so much like tutorial & lecture classes?? ooopps...)
Headmaster: I've had complaints about you, Johnny, from all your teachers. What have you been doing?
Johnny: Nothing, sir.
Headmaster: Exactly.
(irony, isn't it. so much like my life now. Mothers now ususally start e sentence with "WHY DIDN'T U..." as opposed to when we were young "WHY DID U.." i tink i prefer the 2nd one.. at least i did something wrong (which i like).. as opposed to the 2nd one which MOST likely (all the time) consists of things i DO NOT like..)
Mary: John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly. What do you think, Peter?
Peter: I think you're pretty ugly
Teacher: Why are you late?
Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill.
Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it?
Student: No. I was standing on it.
(too bad i learn this too late. if not, can apply to all situations when i am late.. wonder wad T**g's
reaction would be?? haha)
PUPIL: "Would you punish me for something I didn’t do?"
TEACHER:" Of course not."
PUPIL: "Good, because I haven’t done my homework."
(shld try this on my mum.. counter the effect of her "why didn't u..." shld b quite effective.. though the consequence could be quite unthinkable (unpleasant) haha.. )
Ughhh.. That marks the end of my one week.. Next week shld b quite as nice as this.. haha.. Realli loving this.. but mustn't let my mum finds out i m slacking so much.. haha.. if not, she will find more houeswork for me to do..
The art of pretending u are doing something when u are doing nothing is as hard as the act of actually doing something.
(Ning's philospophy..haha)
